Edgar?! WHAT have you been watching?!
WHY would the TiVo start suggesting these things?!
“Honey, calm down. What’s wrong? Why are you so upset?”
Don’t you “honey” me, mister! You’d better have something to say for yourself! Look at what the TiVo is suggesting we watch: Divorce Court, Second Wind: An Extramarital Affair Success Story, and I Like Big Butts and I Lie…To My Wife! What have you been watching, Edgar? WHY WOULD TIVO SUGGEST THESE THINGS?! I knew I shouldn’t have let that thing into our home! I don’t care if the subscription rate IS $12.95 instead of the standard $19.99.
“Okay Carla, I know this looks bad but you have to believe me. I didn’t watch or do anything to make these programs pop up here. I love you. And only you.”
Don’t you DARE lie to me, Edgar! Everyone knows that a unit like this refurbished TiVo Premiere DVR not only records your favorite shows to watch later, it suggests OTHER shows based on your viewing history!
“Carla, honey, don’t you see? It’s refurbished. They probably forgot to wipe the memory or something! Clearly, these shows are suggestions from the previous owner’s viewing history! You know I only watch ESPN anyway!”
You- Oh god, you’re right Edgar! I’m so sorry for getting so emotional! It’s just that with the kids and your new job causing you to spend so many nights and weekends away it’s been so hard!
“It’s okay. I forgive you. Besides, when we got married we did it in good times AND bad. I love you even if you ARE a little paranoid, Sarah.”
Who’s Sarah?
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