HP 17.3" Core i3 Laptop

The More Things Change

Some day this computer will be the antique you use to explain to your grandkids how you met their grandmother.

It's the horrible truth of the modern age. No one "meets" anyone any more. Everyone stalks and evaluates everyone else's dating profiles to glean information before making a calculated decision to strike up a conversation. On the one hand, it's nice to know a person's personality before wasting much time. On the other hand, there's no spontaneity any more. You already know a person's favorite food and astrological sign and you've seen the photos from their windsurfing vacation before you even meet face to face.

So buy this laptop. And then one day, years from now, you can point to it and say, "That's how I met your grandmother, kids. I was just a boy, with the screen name 'King_of_Beer420.' She was a comely lass who went by 'PokeChick86.' It all started with a sweet and polite 'asl?'" And your grandkids will say, "awww" and sigh because to their demented future minds that'll seem quaint and charming when compared to the 24/7 torrent of illegal music downloads and hardcore pornography beamed into their heads via cybernetic Wi-Fi brain implant.

So pick yourself up this refurbished HP 17.3" Core i3 Laptop and get chattin'!

Source: http://www.woot.com/blog/post/hp-17-3-core-i3-laptop

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