Looking For Mr. Goodbook
If laptops could speed-date, this is the one that would be going home with all the phone numbers at the end of the night.
“So, uh, hi. I’ve never done this before. Kinda weird. Ninety seconds to get to know someone, it’s pretty crazy-”
Well, I have done this before, and you just wasted twelve of those seconds, so let’s cut to the chase. Hi. I’m the HP 17.3” Blu-ray Notebook.
“Uh, hi, sorry. I’m Charles. I work in medical billing. In my free time, I collect cigarette tax stamps. I’m up to 47 states plus Guam. I’m also the proud papa of six – no, sorry, five cats. I’m sorry, I told myself I wasn’t going to cry tonight. My poor tabby Arsenio died a few months ago, and I guess I’m still not over it. I’m OK. I’ll be OK. So, uh, how about you?”
Listen, Charles, you seem like a nice guy, or at least harmless enough that I don’t specifically want to hurt your feelings. But with my specs, I’m really looking for a higher class of person right now.
“Oh. I see.”
It’s just, you know, my 6GB DDR3 memory and 500GB hard drive put me in an elite group of laptops. Even if I did settle for you, I would always resent the fact that I’d wasted my 17.3” widescreen LED and AMD A4-3300M 1.9GHz dual-core processor on someone like you. And frankly, I feel like even if you got your hands on a Radeon 6480G graphics card, you wouldn’t know what to do with it. It would be cruel of me to taunt you that way, like handing a Stradivarius to an orangutan. You understand, right?
“Sure. Sure, yeah. Looks like our time is about up anyway. Oh, uh, did I mention my extensive collection of custom Skyrim mods?”
Hmmm… OK, give me your number. Maybe I’ll give you a call sometime.
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended WarrantyWarranty: 1 Year HP
Condition: New
Features:
- Powered by an AMD A4-3300M 1.9GHz dual-core processor, the HP G7-1261NR Notebook PC helps you get the job done
- Stunning 17.3” diagonal HD+ BrightView LED widescreen display (1600 x 900)
- 6GB DDR3 memory (expandable to 8GB) for multi-tasking power
- Blu-ray SuperMulti drive – watch Blu-ray movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Windows 7 Home Premium simplifies everyday tasks with an improved taskbar, desktop enhancements, better device management and full-screen previews
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
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| Specifications: | |
| Processor: | AMD A4-3300M (1.9GHz) |
| Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
| Screen Size: | 17.3" |
| Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
| Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
| Display: | HD+ BrightView LED |
| Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 6480G (up to 3061MB) |
| Memory: | 6GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
| Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (5400rpm) |
| Optical Drive: | Blu-ray SuperMulti DVD±RW |
| Network: | 10/100 Base-T |
| Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
| Card Reader: | Digital Media Card Reader (SD, MMC) |
| Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
| Sound: | SRS Premium with Altec Lansing Speakers |
| Webcam: | Integrated |
| Keyboard: | Full-Size with Integrated Keypad |
| Pointing Device: | Multi-Gesture Touchpad |
| I/O Ports: | |
| HDMI: | 1 |
| USB 2.0: | 3 |
| VGA: | 1 |
| RJ-45: | 1 |
| Mic-in: | 1 |
| Headphone-out: | 1 |
| Operating System: | |
| Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
| Dimensions: | |
| 16.22"(L) x 1.44"(H) x 10.55"(D) |
| Weight: | |
| 6.05 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion G7-1261NR Dual-Core Notebook with 17.3” HD+ BrightView LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Source: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=23561
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