Monday, April 9, 2012

PENTAX 16MP Optio 18X Optical Zoom - $139.99PENTAX 16MP Optio 18X Optical Zoom

Crop Aggressive, C-R-O-P Aggressive

Why, yes, I WOULD say I’m an aggressive cropper. Now shut your idiot face before I slash it with this broken bottle.

The esteemed cultural critic Sid Vicious said it best: 99% of everything is, um, crap. Actually, he didn’t say crap, he used a stronger word because he lived his life like a free man, not chained to a paycheck writing Internet sales copy like an overeducated trained seal. I hate myself sometimes.

Anyway, I apply Sid’s Law to literally everything in life. Give me a bag of M&Ms and I’ll pick out the one tolerable one and throw away the rest. Hand me a 200-page book and I’ll rip out the best two pages – the other 198 go onto the bonfire. My family members? Sorry, Grandma Karla, we won’t be speaking ever again. Maybe if you had a gun collection as good as Uncle Roger’s, you would have made the cut.

And nothing gets cut more brutally than my own photos. With the Pentax Optio’s 16MP resolution and 18x optical zoom, I don’t have to put up with any extraneous, substandard, offensively worthless pixels crudding up the good 1%. The one acceptable daffodil in a field; the only corner of a mountain landscape that doesn’t utterly suck; the lone tuft of a kitten’s fur that doesn’t fill me with rage. With that powerful optical zoom and all those megapixels to work with, I can pitilessly crop out the crap and still see those things with perfect clarity.

Of course, then I notice that 99% of THOSE pixels are total garbage. So I trim those, and then, yeah, you guessed it… honestly, it’s exhausting. Living like this gives me a whole new respect for Sid Vicious. I don’t know how he kept it up for… wait, only 21 years?

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Warranty: 1 Year PENTAX

Condition: New

Features:

  • High resolution 16 megapixel sensor for large prints or aggressive image cropping
  • Generous 18X zoom (equivalent to 25-450mm) with extra wide angle lens captures subjects near and far
  • Large 3.0-inch LCD with HVGA resolution (460,000 dots)
  • Widescreen HD video in 720p at 30 frames per second
  • Face detection for perfectly focused and exposed portraits, includes a dedicated pet recognition feature
  • Multiple PENTAX Shake Reduction (SR) image stabilization options, including sensor-shift SR, for sharp images in any lighting
  • Slim footprint for outstanding portability and inconspicuous use
  • Compatible with SD, SDHC, and modern SDXC memory cards

Additional Photos:

Black

White

Orange

Silver

Specifications:

Optics:
Lens: 12 elements in 11 groups
4 Aspheric
EFL: 25-450mm (35mm equivalent: 4.5-81mm)
Aperture: f/3.5 (W) - 5.9 (T)
Zoom: Optical: 18x
Digital: 7.2x
Intelligent Zoom: 27x
Focus Range: Normal: 1.31' (39.93 cm) - Infinity
Telephoto: 4.3' (131.06 cm) - Infinity
Macro: 0.33' (10.06 cm) - 1.64' (49.99 cm)
Super-Macro: 0.13' (39.62 mm) - 0.98' (298.70 mm)
Imaging:
Resolution: Effective: 16MP
Actual Pixels: 16.56MP
Sensor: 1/2.33" CCD
File Formats: Still Images: JPEG
Movies: AVI
Audio: WAV
Max Resolution: 16MP: 4608 x 3456
Other Resolutions: 12MP: 3456 x 3456 @ 1:1
12MP: 4608 x 2592 @ 16:9
7MP: 3072 x 2304
2MP: 1920 x 1080 @ 16:9
640 x 480
Aspect Ratio: 1:1, 16:9
Image Stabilization: Digital
Exposure Control:
ISO Sensitivity: 80-6400
Speed: Type: Electronic
Speed: 1/2000 - 4 seconds in Night Scene Mode
Exposure Metering: Center-weighted, Multi, Spot, TTL 256-zones
White Balance Modes: Auto, Daylight, Fluorescent, Shade, Tungsten
Self Timer: 2 Seconds, 10 Seconds
Flash:
Built-in Flash: Yes: Auto, Auto/Red-eye Reduction, Flash On, Flash On w/ Red-eye Reduction, Off
Memory:
Built-in Memory: 96MB
Memory Card Type: SD
SDHC
SDXC (Up to 64GB)
Recording:
Video Recording: Yes
Audio Recording: With Video
Viewfinder/Display:
Screen: 3.0" LCD Rear Screen (460000 pixels)
Connectivity/System Requirements:
Connectivity: AV Output, USB 2.0
Software Requirements: Windows: XP (SP3), 7
Mac: OS X 10.3.9 or later
Environmental:
Operating/Storage Temperature: Operating: 32 to 104 °F (0 to 40 °C)
Power:
Battery: D-LI92 Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack
Power Adapter: Battery Charger Kit K-BC92
Physical:
Dimensions: 4.3"(W) x 2.4"(H) x 1.4"(D)
Weight: 6.7 oz

 

In the box:

  • PENTAX Optio RX18/RZ18 16MP Digital Camera (Choose: Black, White, Orange or Silver)
  • Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack
  • Battery Charger Kit
  • USB Cable
  • AV Cable
  • Strap
  • CD-ROM Software
  • Quick Guide
  • Operating Instructions


Price: $139.99

Source: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=22822

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