Source: http://perezhilton.com/2012-11-02-steven-tyler-confuses-today-show-good-morning-america-drops-f-bomb
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.
MILAN, Italy (UPI) -- Fiat's top executive, Sergio Marchionne, Tuesday sketched out his vision for overhauling the Italian automaker to position it for the future.
Step one: hire someone other than Tony to handle all the repairs.
NEW YORK (UPI) -- U.S. recording star CeeLo Green is teaming up with The Muppets for a holiday special called "CeeLo's Magic Moment," TV Guide Network said.
Most of the characters are already on board, but insiders say the anthropomorphic letter U is demanding full script approval before agreeing to appear.
LAS VEGAS (UPI) -- Officials in Las Vegas said a city street will be temporarily renamed in honor of rock band Guns N' Roses while they are performing at a hotel.
The street starts with plenty of room, then, in the middle of town, it suddenly takes a left turn, goes through the desert for 300 miles, and terminates in an unpaved dead end just before a cliff.
BURBANK, Calif.(UPI) -- Walt Disney Co. has agreed to acquire Lucasfilm and the U.S. entertainment giant said it will release a new live-action "Star Wars" movie.
Fans are already dreading the possibility of a new story all about a youthful princess with daddy issues fighting against cartoonish bad guys while her handsome prince and his magical talking animal defend… oh, Good Lord, they're not going to change anything, are they?
Fiat from Rajan Manickavasagam and Lower-case u (Pittsburgh, PA) from takomabibelot are used under a Creative Commons License.
Source: https://www.woot.com/blog/post/he-said-he-wants-to-what-me-woot-weads-the-wire
Sara Foster Sara Spraker Sarah Gellman Sarah Michelle Gellar
Source: http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/31/sydney-laces-top-5-rappers-who-dress-like-its-halloween-everyday/
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire.
MILAN, Italy (UPI) -- Fiat's top executive, Sergio Marchionne, Tuesday sketched out his vision for overhauling the Italian automaker to position it for the future.
Step one: hire someone other than Tony to handle all the repairs.
NEW YORK (UPI) -- U.S. recording star CeeLo Green is teaming up with The Muppets for a holiday special called "CeeLo's Magic Moment," TV Guide Network said.
Most of the characters are already on board, but insiders say the anthropomorphic letter U is demanding full script approval before agreeing to appear.
LAS VEGAS (UPI) -- Officials in Las Vegas said a city street will be temporarily renamed in honor of rock band Guns N' Roses while they are performing at a hotel.
The street starts with plenty of room, then, in the middle of town, it suddenly takes a left turn, goes through the desert for 300 miles, and terminates in an unpaved dead end just before a cliff.
BURBANK, Calif.(UPI) -- Walt Disney Co. has agreed to acquire Lucasfilm and the U.S. entertainment giant said it will release a new live-action "Star Wars" movie.
Fans are already dreading the possibility of a new story all about a youthful princess with daddy issues fighting against cartoonish bad guys while her handsome prince and his magical talking animal defend… oh, Good Lord, they're not going to change anything, are they?
Fiat from Rajan Manickavasagam and Lower-case u (Pittsburgh, PA) from takomabibelot are used under a Creative Commons License.
Source: http://www.woot.com/blog/post/he-said-he-wants-to-what-me-woot-weads-the-wire
Scarlett Chorvat Scarlett Johansson Selita Ebanks Shakara Ledard
Source: http://news.consumerreports.org/health/2012/10/did-the-storm-ruin-your-drugs.html
Sara Spraker Sarah Gellman Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Mutch
Source: http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/31/statik-selektah-statikselekt-ft-jfk-bigkrit-1982-light/
Employees,
It's no secret that morale in the office has been flagging. According to recent "anonymous" employee reports, many of you feel "unmotivated" by the current system in which excellence is punished. Seems people expect their VALUE to be RECOGNIZED with some sort of POSITIVE FEEDBACK.
Instead of doing that, the office has decided to install several MORALE EELS. These eels will nip you whenever you feel unmotivated or beset. Want to avoid a nipping? It ain't rocket science, folks: JUST BE MOTIVATED.
Please note that the morale eels are SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN A MARINE HABITAT, and will therefore perish if not properly cared for. HR will be sending an email around detailing eel care responsibility, but suffice it to say that KEEPING THE EELS ALIVE IS GOING TO TAKE TEAMWORK. If you see an eel in the kitchen that looks desiccated, MIST IT WITH ONE OF THE MANY SALT-WATER-FILLED MISTING BOTTLES. Don't count on other people to mist the eels, people.
Folks, I shouldn't have to tell you that EELS WILL NIP YOU IF THEY ARE DRYING OUT. Therefore, if an eel nips you, it is either (a) in danger of perishing or (b) snapping you out of your workplace-inspired melancholia. DON'T ASSUME EITHER. Mist that nipping eel and get back to work.
Be aware that these eels are extremely expensive, and SHALL NOT BE PHYSICALLY REPRIMANDED FOR MISBEHAVIOR UNDER PENALTY OF IMMEDIATE TERMINATION. Since you are all half-wits, let me rephrase: If you strike an eel, you will be fired.
To confirm that you have read and understood this email, send me a sixth-grade-style report on eels.
- Bye -
Katherine Tull-Potts, BA
Office Manager
Source: http://www.woot.com/blog/post/from-the-desk-of-the-office-manager-morale-eels
Paige Butcher Pamela Anderson Paris Hilton Patricia Velásquez
Source: http://perezhilton.com/2012-11-01-blake-shelton-miranda-lambert-stay-apart-for-a-happy-marriage
Source: http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/31/rapper-fat-joe-discusses-new-song-yellow-tape/
Poppy Montgomery Portia de Rossi Rachael Leigh Cook Rachel Bilson
